Famous Faces, Famous Places and Famous Foods
Two Answering Machine Poems for Christmas Cheer
Xmas Tiddley
Directions -- Set your answering machine to long. Speak slowly. Last line choose "me" or "(us)", whichever is appropriate.
Santa's 'round,
He'll soon be here!
His elves are making Christmas cheer!
We'll wrap the presents
rum up the cake
Don't leave a message that
Santa's fake!
Be ready to greet him
and leave him a beer
Please leave me (us) a message of holiday cheer!
Xmas Party
Directions -- Set machine to long. And when you go cross town to a Christmas party, don't forget to take a cab or appoint a designated driver. Cheers!
Santa is my buddy
Santa is my friend
His elves walk on my roof top
our children's toys he mends
I hope you love this Christmas
And are excited just like me
I guess you'll have a party
to trim the Christmas tree
So leave your name and number
And tell me where you are
So we can get together
Will I need to take my car?
